screencap meme → arrested development + rainbow (larger version)
screencap meme → arrested development + rainbow (larger version)

The second house motto is “there’s always money in the banana stand”
Actually the motto is “I need a favor”
Psst… love Dan Brown?
Click the image to download the prologue and first chapter of his new book, Inferno, for FREE.
Psst… nope
a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
I’ve wanted to make this video for a long time, but I was always afraid it would look like me stealing from Reddit. I carefully sourced everything, but I’m still apprehensive about it. Anyway…here it is…The Top 25 Pro Life Tips of Reddit.
Life Pro Tips are totally different from Pro Life Tips
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?
perfect.
perfection or actual time travelers?
what.
(Source: amandaonwriting)
SOME BRILLIANT ASSHOLES LIKE TO KNOW WHEN VEGETABLE PEAK SEASON IS, SO THEY BETTER GET THEIR ASS ON BOARD!
*BIGGER FRUIT VARIETY, HOT DAMN!
(Source: comedycentral)